1. Take a photo of your scantily clad Phở in all its Phởrnographic glory.
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3. Come enjoy phorn.tumblr.com anytime you need a Phở fix (just be sure no one's around!)
"Did you know Phorn only has 50 followers? I bet the 50 of you can get us to 100 by just recommending us and reblogging our awesome scathing Pho pics! DO IT!"